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In a press release today, the National Institute Of Public Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in CROCHET/KNITTING craft supplies. This substance has been linked with the following symptoms in humans:
Symptoms associated:
* Reluctance to cook
* Reluctance to perform housework
* Reluctance to work, except in support of Crocheting or knitting
* Physical craving for free time to stitch
*Nonsensical muttering of numbers
*Unwaivering impulse to purchase hooks,needles, yarn and patterns
Beware!!! If you come in contact with a human affected by Crocheting or knitting then be prepared to talk about needles,yarn and patterns for hours on end even though no one has asked.
This has been a public service announcement...Scientists who discovered the dangerous substance, said... "Crocheting and Knitting addiction is real!!! The purchasing of needles and yarn can be expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense".
I hope this makes you laugh
Keep well
Stay safe

Everybody tells me that they would love to knit, but they don't have time. I look at people's lives and I can see opportunity and time for knitting all over the place. The time spent riding the bus each day? That's a pair of socks over a month. Waiting in line? Mittens. Watching TV? Buckets of wasted time that could be an exquisite lace shawl. ~Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, At Knit's End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much A true friend reaches for your hand but touches your hea

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