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Make up your own sound to the elevator music.






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8/25/13 8:53 P

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Look up and see how many others do.

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tap you foot


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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When you get to a new floor, stand right in front of the doors and start to pick your teeth.

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7/30/13 10:05 P

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Start a sing-along

Tammy, Scarlet Dragons
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7/16/13 12:19 P

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Randomly burst into tears and hug the person next to you

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Bring a pogo stick and challenge people to a race.

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pick your nose, and wipe boogers on the buttons.

EL OSO

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You could be exercising instead of reading this!

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Text now instead of while you are driving....


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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7/9/13 9:08 A

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Just as the doors start to open, pretend to pry them open and then run screaming The British are coming!

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* Turn abruptly to the wall furthest from you, stare at it intently, and then break out in a loud rendition of Battle Hymn of the Republic.

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7/6/13 7:02 P

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start a sing-a -long

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7/5/13 11:14 P

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+1. "Quick, how many of you are allergic to fractimon seeds?"

Lee

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7/4/13 10:03 A

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ROFL!! Too funny!!!!!

Keep smiling!!
Nillapepsi (Sheila) :-)

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. ~Nelson Mandela~


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I'd just have trouble keeping a straight face when doing any of these things! emoticon


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Sell magazine subscriptions for childs fundraiser

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2/28/11 7:41 A

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needed the laughs!

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.
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2/24/11 9:55 P

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#58. offer square dance lessons at an affordable rate with an option for group specials all to take place on the elevator during lunch breaks.

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Well DON'T do what a lady did to me!

Was at a conference at a upscale hotel.....
Breakfast was at 7:30....
I took extra time to fix make-up and look very professional

Got on the elevator with another women, she says, "Oh! You have sleep apena too!" I asked how she knew-"Well, the mask lines are still showing on your face!"
Not a good start to my day.....LOL




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Each day is precious!
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I like # 9.

#57 brush up against a male passenger and then in a loud voice say "Don't grab me there "
while looking indignant.


Everything happens for a purpose and in it's own time even if we can't understand it now.

I want my life to be an exciting adveture. Like looking into a kaleidoscope and expecting to see something beautiful and unexpected. Carol


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2/14/11 9:54 P

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#56: push a cart of your old mail on the elevator during a rush and while on the elevator, complain about your life and wait for the nervous passengers to rush away from the "postal worker"

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17 &27

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#55: no mater who gets on the elevator, loudly announce "Look, it's Dolly Parton!"

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1/23/11 6:12 A

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Look up to the ceiling and watch how many people check to see what you are looking at.


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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1/21/11 10:46 P

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#54: make grunting noises when each new person gets on and announce "I knew I shouldn't have had that last bean burrito supreme!" and then wave your hand behind your back and bring out some kind of spray from your pocket or purse every few seconds.

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1/20/11 11:42 P

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# 45 emoticon

"A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight."

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You did it again Jill, loved them.



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1/19/11 9:26 P

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#53. Wear a watch with a second hand and when you make it to your floor, look at your watch while checking your pulse and announce "Whew, what a workout that was. I'm done for the day!"

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1/19/11 8:12 A

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HaHa. A couple of these should go on my bucket list.


A Smile a day keeps the pink in your petals!


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TWEETYKC00 - I almost pee'd my pants!! Funny :)

"A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight."

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1/17/11 10:18 P

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#52. when the elevator stops, just before the doors open, act like Macgyver and ask for things like a toothpick and a tampon to get everyone out safely.

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14. One word: Flatulence! LOL!! ** Then look around as if you are trying to figure out WHO. emoticon

"A smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight."

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1/17/11 9:43 P

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#4 is still my personal favorite since it's such a great tune!

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number 8 has to be my fav

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51. Ask other passengers if they are there for business or pleasure!

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12/19/10 8:26 P

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I like #40 emoticon

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45 is so me.

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I like those. I will have to print those out and take them to work with me.

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11/12/10 8:27 P

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The movie Pretty Woman- get in the elevator and say "I think I have a runner in my pantyhose (smile) I'm not wearing pantyhose" (laugh)

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11/12/10 8:18 P

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I like number 8 emoticon

Edited by: HEALTHWIZARD4U at: 11/12/2010 (20:18)
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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.

Keep trying - you CAN do it - believe in yourself!


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17- Since I'm always smiling most of the time.

Thanks a bunch, Theresa

Positive self talk and seeking help when I need it will be my way to succeed.


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32, the sing along

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8 is one of my favs, among others

Remember...friends should hold hands & stick together, then they won't lose their way & if one falls down, the other helps you up!
"To the world you might be one but to someone, you just might be the world!"
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers
Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right!
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32 sing along

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I like number 8

No One Can Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent. Never Give It.

Eleanor Roosevelt

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26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

my favorite

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22 IS MY FAVORITE

~*~ JILL ~*~
MY 4 W'S :
WATER, WALKING,WILLPOWER, WT IN WED.

~~“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS,SQUEEZE IT IN SOMEONES EYE AND RUN LIKE HELL"~~




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LIST YOUR FAVORITE


50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at
the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
whats in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch

~*~ JILL ~*~
MY 4 W'S :
WATER, WALKING,WILLPOWER, WT IN WED.

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