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5/30/11 6:06 A

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The instructions on a shampoo bottle say: "Wash. Rinse, Repeat." How do you know when to stop re-washing your hair?!

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5/29/11 12:04 A

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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

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5/23/11 7:58 A

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I think mathmetically you get a 1/4
Male cat says to female cat "I love you so much I would die for you"
She "Ah yes but how many times?"

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5/22/11 3:42 P

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What happens if you scare someone half to death twice?

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5/22/11 10:43 A

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Ah, other trivia buffs after me auld heart!

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

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Aparently there are lot of these groups. I must Google them. A murder of crows is another example. They are popular TV quiz questions.
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Pointless
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5/21/11 11:49 P

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Random useless fact: Did you know that the correct name for a group of 12 or more cows is a FLINK? Nope, not a Herd, a Flink !

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In Canberra they have a road called Tuggarrong Parkway which is a busy road and if there is a breakdown then it becomes a parking lot!

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5/21/11 9:12 P

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For the same reason that you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway! LOL

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5/21/11 10:49 A

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Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

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Because they cheat most of the food is fake, airbrushed and arranged by food artists!

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Why does the food you buy NEVER look as good as the food in the ads?

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5/18/11 8:00 P

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Better to be thought of as a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.

Incredible as it seems ~ my life is based on a true story.


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I love to correct people when they say they are planning to "unthaw" something.

*ahum* - Do u realize when u UNTHAW... that means u are re-freezing? Hello? emoticon

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Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

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emoticon "brain cells come and brain cells go but how come FAT cells are forever?" emoticon

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5/18/11 12:23 A

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Why are all snowflakes different? Sounds like a quality-control issue to me...

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5/17/11 11:15 A

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If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttred mind, what does an empty desk mean?

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5/17/11 6:37 A

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Whydo we fill our garages with old junk we don't want to get rid of,
and then leave our much more expensive cars parked outside? emoticon emoticon

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My son Scott's memorial:
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"I'm not telling you it's going to be easy.
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CHOOSE. YOUR. HARD!"


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Is a water heater for heating hot water redundant?

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Ever wondered why when you're vacuming and a piece of something eg thread won't vacum up, why do people pick it up, put it back down and then vacum it up -doh

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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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5/11/11 9:38 P

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One you surely will have heard before ...

"Don't eat yellow snow"

Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.

Keep trying - you CAN do it - believe in yourself!


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When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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5/11/11 4:48 A

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If 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident gum, WHAT does the fifth dentist recommend and WHY?!?

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"I'm not telling you it's going to be easy.
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CHOOSE. YOUR. HARD!"


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5/10/11 3:08 P

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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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Cast Iron Sinks!

well of course it does!

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That is so true, also this one: "Slippery when wet!" Of course it is. emoticon


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
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"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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How about the fine print on a standard menu "Braille menus are available upon request."

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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.

Keep trying - you CAN do it - believe in yourself!


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5/6/11 11:09 P

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if you can't read, there is a great place that you can write to for help with that problem!

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One more useless quote I saw today on a billboard:

"A government survey found that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population in the US."


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
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"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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5/6/11 7:30 A

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Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
Chuck Palahniuk

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But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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Smile .... it makes people wonder what you're up to ;-)

It is far easier to MAKE time to exercise than it is to FIND time to exercise. You want results???? MAKE it happen.

Keep trying - you CAN do it - believe in yourself!


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5/3/11 9:26 P

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just think, the odds of the high talking snot from your high school is just as likely to be working at your local grocery store as your former paper boy! paybacks can be sweet after all!

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Remember when.......the worst things that could happen at school were that you could be sent home if your skirt was above your knees, you got caught chewing gum, or you failed a test?

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don't forget to always specify that your drive through order is to go.

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Why do we make our beds only to lie in them?


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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5/3/11 4:39 A

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Why do we water our garden to make the weeds grow faster?

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We think of the U.S. as a country with a population on the move, yet half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.

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emoticon Make the most of the merry month of emoticon MAY emoticon
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4/28/11 11:23 A

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the U.S. Treasury.

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4/27/11 10:20 P

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is a quarter really worth it? no it is only worth 2.5 cents for the government to make, how's that for mark up? and you still can't even buy anything with it anyway!

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In 15th Century Scotland, a game was invented. It was referred to as "Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden". Thus the word golf entered the English language.

Go LPGA!!!

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why do men make/produce most of the "feminine" products on the market and then worry about pollitically correct advertising?

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It is kinda a 'sarcastic' name when it's called the 'funny bone.' emoticon


OCTOBER IS BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH!






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is it ever really funny when you hit your elbow on anything harder than a pillow?

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It's also impossible to put your elbow into your ear, eye, nose or mouth.

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"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord turn His face toward you and give you peace." Numbers 6:24-26


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It is impossible to lick your elbow. At least 75% of people reading this then attempt to lick their elbow.

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