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2/1/12 9:54 P

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Not quite true. Terra is the Earth's actual name.
Terra (mythology), primeval Roman goddess

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2/1/12 10:50 A

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Earth is the only planet not named after a god

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1/27/12 12:18 A

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Silly descriptions: Non-dairy dairy products, Sugar-free sugar, virtually pain free (uh-huh, I don't buy into that!)

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They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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1/26/12 10:33 P

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Where do seedless watermelons come from?

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1/26/12 9:09 P

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As in boX, foX?

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1/26/12 7:30 P

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Why is there something called anti gravity? It's either gravity or it isn't.

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1/26/12 4:54 P

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Today is either the first day of the rest of your life....or just Thursday.

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1/25/12 4:58 P

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Oh Veggie Girl, what a chuckle, sure hope I remember it to pass it on, and do you think that , Reaching4home will ever find her sox?,
My totally useless thought for the day: Did you ever notice that most products that end in x is something you don't want close to your mouth?

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1/25/12 4:12 P

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Why do men see "clean" and women see "Did you even bother to look?"

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1/25/12 4:09 P

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Why is there always one piece of leather left that looks like it won't fit anywhere after you've cleaned your tack and put it all back together???

Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border
They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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11/24/11 4:42 P

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A chicken and an egg were laying in bed. The chicken was smoking a cigarette and looking quite satisfied, while the egg, looking VERY frustrated said; "I guess we answered THAT question!"

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11/23/11 11:50 A

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Why don't motorcycles have doors?


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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11/23/11 10:35 A

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Microwaves: Ok I use mine a lot for leftovers. How is it that is can heat the cheese on top of lasagna to 5000 degrees farenheit and still leave that one cold bite of meat in the middle??? Maybe it is to cool your mouth off after scalding it with the cheese?

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11/19/11 4:32 P

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Why do clothes driers never seem to get hot enough when you are trying to get jeans done? But the minute you set it on delicate, it fries everything in it in 10 minutes. Ticks me off!

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11/15/11 7:48 A

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Have you ever felt like a squirrel? Running around at top speed seemingly going nowhere. Ya know I was like that this weekend, I always thought that at least the squirrel knew where it was going but apparently not, or maybe I am just not a very good squirrel...

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11/10/11 11:51 P

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Love it!

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"I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny. But we can have lots of good fun that is funny!"
~The Cat in the Hat, Dr. Seuss


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11/9/11 3:31 P

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So there I was chowin down on some sharp cheddar...Ok I know it's a cheesy story but hey...

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11/9/11 2:21 P

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Why do they say AINT is not a word .Then use it in...pAINT-sAINT -fAINT

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11/8/11 7:15 A

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Last night I went into 3 rooms in my house 2 bedrooms and a bathroom before I realized I was looking for the salt shaker...

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10/14/11 9:24 P

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Life is not like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of Jalepenos: what you do today can burn your bum tomorrow. emoticon

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10/12/11 8:39 A

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Why does the word DIET start off with DIE???

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10/8/11 9:34 P

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Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati

(When All Else Fails, Play Dead)

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10/8/11 9:06 P

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CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?

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10/2/11 9:21 A

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I drank so much coffee yesterday that I could type 50 WPM with my feet. Read SUNSHINE65's blog about coffee....it's funny.

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9/29/11 1:02 P

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Why is it that I only lose my left sock in the laundry?

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9/22/11 4:27 P

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If things are truly useless, why did they even make a word for them?

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9/22/11 4:42 A

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Just wondering where the word useless came from.

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9/20/11 4:35 A

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who decided to name them jelly, jam and preserves and who cares....lol

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9/19/11 11:03 A

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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? emoticon

Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border
They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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9/19/11 9:45 A

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Why do they call it face book if I can't see anyone's face?

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Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border
They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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9/19/11 4:20 A

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Wisdom from Garfield? Now there's an oxymoron....LOL

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9/18/11 5:58 A

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Thank you.....I feel better.......
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Now, I have to ask.....who named the rooster Randy anyway?

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9/17/11 11:30 A

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I know EXACTLY what you mean, Carolyn, and I feel the same way. For work, I sometimes carry around a little timer that ticks like a metronome. When someone starts with the tap..tap...tap, I take out the timer and just put it down next to me. It serves two purposes: 1) I love to see them trying to keep tapping without adjusting to the rhythm; and 2) it does make them aware of just how annoying they're being. In either case, I've stopped being irate and turned it into a little game that I control.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land amongst the stars.


Nothing changes when nothing changes.



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9/17/11 7:23 A

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The only point to tapping one's fingers is to cause irritation in others. I know someone who constantly does that and I'd like to put gloves on their hadns permanently. Whoops...that's not the lighter side, is it?

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9/12/11 9:41 P

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In my area, if it grows wild and takes root in your yard, it's a troublesome weed. If it still grows wild, but you need to pay megabucks for a mature specimen at the local nursery, then it's exotic desert foliage.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land amongst the stars.


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WINNAWOLF's Photo WINNAWOLF Posts: 351
9/12/11 3:40 P

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It is a pretty flower until it takes over everything and you can't get rid of it no matter what you do- then its an obnoxious weed... Wouldn't it still be a pretty flower that grows easy!!

Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border
They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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9/11/11 4:18 P

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Why do people honk their car horns when stuck in a traffic jam with cars in front and in back of them? Do they think that will make it break up sooner?

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9/10/11 9:45 A

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If they were to take apart all the discarded washing machines I wonder how many socks they would find inside.

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9/9/11 12:12 P

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I ran around the block. Since it was only a four by four inch square of wood, I ran around again. Does that count for cardio?

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9/8/11 10:40 P

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Who would have thought? I struggle with 3 hours!

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9/8/11 7:07 P

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Whales can go without eating for three months! (I guess their Spark points are pretty low...)

Make everywhere you go a little bit better than when you arrived...


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9/7/11 11:12 P

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In Au some are called "Surf, Drive, Bio-zet"

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9/7/11 12:58 P

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My real butter package contains this warning: "contains milk" Who'd a thunk it?

Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border
They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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9/7/11 12:19 P

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If today is tomorrows yesterday; is yesterdays tomorrow today?

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9/7/11 2:25 A

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Wonder why they call sugar cubes lumps.

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9/6/11 7:33 P

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Do you ever wonder who names laundry detergents and what do they mean? Tide, Gain, Cheer, I can't find anything cheerful about spending hours washing clothes.

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9/6/11 12:02 P

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WHYoming? I don't know why but I like it here! And we drink whine... OK that ones awful- anyone come up with something better?? Oregonians eat Ore or oreo?

Winna Wolf, Colorado/Wyoming border
They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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9/6/11 7:29 A

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On the daily spark today there is an article about a bite counter. Now there's a useless gadget that will only seperate you from you money.

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9/6/11 12:18 A

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we convince children to believe in such things as the Tooth Fairy, Santa and the Easter Bunny, and yet most adults think that we are the only knowledgeable creatures in the universe, how does that work out?

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9/6/11 12:09 A

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Do you thiunk there is a vast room somewhere, where all the socks that disappear in the dryer go? I count them before I put them in and still lose some! What's up with that?


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