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With all the medical research being done out there, why have they still not found a cure for STUPID?

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The northern pocket gopher survived the Mount Saint Helen eruption (May 18th, 1980), proving that burying yourself to hide from disaster when bad things happen may be a better idea after all..... emoticon emoticon

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My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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If today is tomorrow's yesterday - Is yesterday's tomorrow today?

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3/7/12 12:10 P

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Mountain Dew: sodium benzoate, erythobic acid, calcium disodium eota = all 3 are to preserve freshness.... hay but the 46 gms of sugar are really fresh!

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They say that grass is greener on the other side but- have you ever flipped it over??
My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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Try going to the Dr. that your Dr. goes to. Obviously that's who HE trusts.



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The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.


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3/4/12 9:12 P

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum

If you want to win anything- a race, yourself, your life- you have to go a little berserk.” George Sheehan

"You can't cross a sea by merely standing and staring at the water.” Rabindranath Tagore



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A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

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3/2/12 10:03 P

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If it rained cats, it would be a cataclysmic event!

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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not a an act, but a habit - Aristotle

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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3/1/12 4:12 P

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Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (and THAT is a good thing!).

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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not a an act, but a habit - Aristotle

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3/1/12 9:16 A

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No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

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2/29/12 12:04 A

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A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

(nope, I didn't count them to double-check) emoticon

If you want to win anything- a race, yourself, your life- you have to go a little berserk.” George Sheehan

"You can't cross a sea by merely standing and staring at the water.” Rabindranath Tagore



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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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When women get depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

It's an old quote from Elayne Boosler, but I still love it!

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land amongst the stars.


Nothing changes when nothing changes.



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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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Yes hindsight is always 20/20

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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

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It's amazing how a perfectly healthy baby can become nauseated by the smell of a fresh clean shirt.

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2/24/12 6:30 P

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Horse blankets are only in 2 conditions: "still sealed in package" and "needs washed/mended"

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2/24/12 6:26 P

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Ever wonder why... A muddy dog and white clothes act like magnets?

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2/23/12 4:14 P

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spunk water is rain water collected in a stump.

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2/23/12 10:49 A

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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

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2/21/12 11:03 A

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We have over 5,000 invasive plant species in the United States. I soooo needed to know this!

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2/20/12 7:47 P

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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2/20/12 5:06 P

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You use more calories eating celery than there are in celery itself.

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2/19/12 11:50 P

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Fedex and UPS may merge, naming their new company Fed Up!

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The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

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2/18/12 1:53 P

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If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

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It is against the law to whale hunt in Oklahoma. (Think about it...)

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2/17/12 9:39 P

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If a pig loses its voice is it disgruntled?

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2/17/12 3:52 P

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A snail can sleep for three years.

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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then, is not a an act, but a habit - Aristotle

Today is going to be a great day. How do I know? Because I'm going to make it so!

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2/17/12 11:42 A

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A 33.8 Fl oz bottle of water has zero calories - although it contains about 4 trips to the bathroom.

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My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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My DH claims to have a photographic memory. Only problem: he forgot to load the film.

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home ..maybe at work)


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2/16/12 10:18 P

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Figs require an infestations of insects to ripen

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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

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2/16/12 4:35 P

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Caterpillars have 4000 muscles in their body & we think we ache

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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

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Do Oregonians eat ore??

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2/14/12 2:49 P

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I fall asleep on the couch, get up stumble to my bed and then lay awake for 3 hours... Why did I leave the couch? Better yet, why don't I move the couch to my bed room and sell the bed?


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My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

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2/12/12 3:52 P

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HAHA! These are great! Why do 2 brands of pure rolled oats, same serving size, have different calories? The one with way less calories is using a formula I want for my chocolate!!


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My horse is the reason I am here- She typed in the web site... OK, her hooves where to big so I did it for her.


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Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.

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If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.


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Why didn't Tarzan ever grow a beard?

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2/8/12 7:59 A

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Why is it when most folks see an open piano, they have to go plunk a few keys. It beckons to us to touch it- no matter where that piano is...

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I get scared when I try to think about what's in Spangle's dairy free milkshakes, but they keep advertising them!

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