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There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!


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Sharks and rays are the only animals known to man that don't get cancer. Scientists believe this has something to do with the fact that they don't have bones, but cartilage.

Maybe this isn't all that useless. I hope someone figures out the puzzle. Chris

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Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie

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German chocolate cake was named after Sam German, an American, and did not originate in Germany.

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Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by a lightning strike

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Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.



If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

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A Hershey's bar was dug up after 60 years from Admiral Richard Byrd’s cache at the South Pole. Having been frozen all those years, it was still edible.

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Owing to the nature of cacao butter, chocolate is the only edible substance that melts at around 93° F, just below body temperature. This means that after placing a piece of chocolate on your tongue, it will begin to melt.

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All porcupines float in water.

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Mickey Mouse is called Musse Pigg in Sweden

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Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

About the highway was a much more useful fact. Interesting. Chris

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The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies

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A snail can sleep for 3 years.

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Humphery Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca

Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty"

Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."

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bubble wrap was made by accident while the inventors tried to make a new type of wallpaper.

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• There are 1,792 steps in the Eiffel Tower

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boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

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Cat's urine glows under a black light.

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A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

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There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": The, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

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Did you know you can not see your own eye color without using a mirror....

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If my washing machine eats socks why doesn't it get fat?

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When I used to dress up as a bunny, it was a Playboy Bunny. Now when I say I'm dressing up as a bunny, I mean the Easter Bunny. Sigh.........

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dynamite was invented to make nitro safer but, I can't get my pharmacy to order it... emoticon emoticon

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ophthalmophobia: fear of being stared at

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58% of all statistics are made up.

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emoticon driving by to say "HI" emoticon We may be driven, drive a bargain, drive a deal. kids driving us mad, but we need to steer our own car through life. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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What was the best thing before sliced bread? would that be Ice cream? emoticon

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April showers bring May flowers. It is raining on the first day of April. How appropriate!

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A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

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Light travels faster then sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.

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Time is wasting.
How could you waste time when there is no time, there is only now.

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Where does the white go when the snow melts?

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Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?

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Why do we pay people to tell us things we already know?

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When all is said and done, more is said than done.

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

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I CAN SEE PEOPLE LIKE ROLLER COASTERS

THE CHILD RIDES THE ONE THAT GOES AROUND AND AROUND
WHERE ARE THEY GOING ????

THEN THE ADULT ROLLER COASTER UP& DOWN AROUND THE TWISTS
WHERE ARE THEY GOING ???

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You might be a redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car.

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How is it that you can never seem to get every single rice krispy out of the bowl after you add the milk?

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Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

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I loved that!

If celery takes more calories to eat than it contains, then why can't it taste like chocolate also???? I'm just sayin'.... emoticon

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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


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Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.

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