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I guess it comes down to a simple choice really...Get busy living, or get busy dying. ~from The Shawshank Redemption

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“Though if you plan on being addle-brained with all the handsome stars on this tour, you are going to be in trouble.” ~ Immanuel: a Different Kind of Christmas Romance

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11/22/14 5:15 A

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Why did the cake mix need a lawyer.

It was battered



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That tingly feeling you get when you fall in love is common sense leaving your body

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What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
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Why do doors on business have to say keep unlocked during business hours?

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Why do stores open 24 hours, have locks on the doors?

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I understand the need for a female to have a belly button , but why does a guy need one.?

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I don't think they had a need for them..... emoticon


Chocoholics take note if you have trouble staying on a balanced diet.
...... these days, I am on a balanced diet, an equal amount of chocolate in each hand.


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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Adam and Eve were the first people on earth............Did they have belly buttons?

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"May your life be like toilet paper... long and useful!"

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10/10/12 7:02 P

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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? emoticon

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finer than a frog's hair split three ways....


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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f you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I have to be diligent about caring for myself. 100 DAYS OF WEIGHT LOSS is a great way for me to keep focused. Day 1 is July 1, 2017. Build habits to produce success. Most of these habits I have at least tried before but did not sustain. First habit: delay eating by using a timer.
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9/19/12 8:09 A

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Why is the grass always green on the other side? On my side its weeds!

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Spent the day with my step ladder today...never really got to know my real ladder.

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
Stop erupting me

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My husband and I just got in a fight and he told me "You're nothing but a joke."...so I got pissed...and I grabbed my chicken and crossed the road.

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I just got in a huge fight with my husband over how lazy he says I am....I just let him win.

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Your car will not malfunction in the presence of a mechanic

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12 step cure for chocoholics: Never be more than 12 steps from chocolate!


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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A drop of ink may make a million think

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Stalker go home and grow up Haha

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There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them... Or that you're in their house again.
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What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light
"Don't look I'm changing"

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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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The inventor of the treadmill has passed away today.... Poor guy never really went anywhere.

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"It seems to me that most folks are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. " Abraham Lincoln

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Hey, I lost my phone number...can I borrow yours?

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Why did the hippopotamus take toilet paper to the party?

Because...HE WAS A PARTY POOPER! emoticon


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Did you know that mute frogs are immortal? That is because they can't croak emoticon


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi! emoticon


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I've been fishing so long my worm qualifies for Medicare. emoticon


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"It seems to me that most folks are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. " Abraham Lincoln

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HEY! Why do pizzas make you smarter? Because they're always giving everyone a pizza their minds!


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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AA is just for quitters!

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If anyone had some to share post them here!


What is this? A pawn shop?It more like a hoarder with alot of junk.


Don't let gambling addictions,have you panhandling in the long run.


Mr.Yum Tummy said"Ummmm!You look nice and tasty?" " Sorry Mr.Yum Tummy.
I don't play them cannibalistic games."

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