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10/4/14 11:20 A

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5/17/14 2:13 P

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That's the best one I've heard in a long time.

Linda

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I am going to watch the carbs.

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I will learn the difference between an excuse and fact.


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4/11/14 1:09 P

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LOL! I love it!



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2/20/14 6:55 P

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sounds like desperation right? why not just close the garbage disposal below your nose lol ha ha ......

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Is that all it is!!! emoticon emoticon emoticon


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1/1/14 1:25 P

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Hahahahaha~ love it! Thanks for the tips! *hugs* BB~

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Our other problem is our spouse: They are always giving us a lot of beef!!! And then to make up for it, they give us a lot of sweet kisses!!!

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3/27/13 10:16 A

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emoticon Let me know if this works Lol you could be a future millionaire and not even know it emoticon

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OMG so funny!!

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10/17/12 5:38 P

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Priceless! emoticon

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9/29/12 6:34 A

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Clever...made me smile!


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9/26/12 8:49 P

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My problem too!!! emoticon

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Keep smiling!!
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9/26/12 12:44 P

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Too funny!! Thanks for the humor and smiles today!! emoticon

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9/26/12 12:09 P

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This has got to be my problem too! thanks emoticon

I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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WARNING!
Don't wash your hair in the shower
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO THAT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN
YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole
body, and Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:

"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!!@!#!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads: "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE"
Problem solved!



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