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"Roll, roll, roll in the hay"
-Young Frankenstein

There is always good in the universe, but sometimes you have to look really, really hard to find it. It's worth the effort, though. And when you do find it, dance like nobody's watching, so you can spread it around even further.


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Commissioner Anabell Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Isn't that the fault of the voters?


Naked Gun 2 1/2

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1/1/15 10:24 P

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Elizabeth Swan: "Hang the rules and hang the code! They're really more like guidelines anyway."

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1/1/15 4:35 P

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Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.
Mrs. Claypool: Really?
Otis B. Driftwood: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? If she figures that one out, she's good.


A Night At The Opera

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"I'm Not Dead Yet!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Dr. Steward: Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as well as theology and philosophy.
Van Helsing: And gynaecology.
Dr. Steward: Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.


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12/18/14 5:16 P

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Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?

Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.

Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?

Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Sh#*house."

Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!


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12/18/14 3:30 P

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''I HAVE COME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND KICK ASS. SND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM.'' RODDY PIPER THEY LIVE

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12/18/14 11:33 A

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Hedley Lamarr: Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.


Blazing Saddles

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12/18/14 9:23 A

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Max, Fetch me my sedative! - The Grinch - How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The point of life is not to get anywhere - it is to notice that you are, and have always been, already there - Neale Donald Walsch

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12/18/14 9:18 A

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Elise: Should have done your homework, Bill! I did. Oh, by the way, here's a copy of her birth certificate.
Bill: Oh, God... I didn't know... oh, God! Wh-what are you going to do?
Elise: Oh, what am I gonna do? Well, for now I'm just going to say the f word... *Felony*.


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12/17/14 7:41 P

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''IS IT SAFE?'' LAURENCE OLIVIER MARATHON MAN.

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12/17/14 7:10 A

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Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
Wadsworth: So your work has not changed.


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12/16/14 9:50 P

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''THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL''. TOM HANKS A LEAGUE OF THIER OWN.

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12/16/14 9:10 A

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Debbie Jellinsky: Isn't he a lady killer!
Gomez: Acquitted.


Addams Family Values

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12/15/14 10:15 P

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JOE PESCI, ''BUT I'M FUNNY HOW? I MEAN, FUNNY LIKE I'M A CLOWN? I AMUSE YOU''? GOODFELLAS

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12/15/14 7:31 P

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Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.


Willy Womka And The Chocolate Factory

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12/12/14 7:27 P

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Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.


My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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12/12/14 1:26 P

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You know, I speak Whale. - Dorie - Finding Nemo

Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

The point of life is not to get anywhere - it is to notice that you are, and have always been, already there - Neale Donald Walsch

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10/19/14 5:33 P

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"They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."


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10/18/14 10:40 P

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"NO WIRE HANGERS"! JOAN CRAWFORD

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10/18/14 9:52 P

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Ace Ventura: "My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen.That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie!"


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7/11/14 7:52 A

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Winifred Sanderson: You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!

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7/10/14 7:20 P

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''SNAP OUT OF IT''. LORETTA CASTORINI CHER MOONSTRUCK

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7/10/14 7:39 A

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John Mooney: Mr. Babbitt, there's no reason to...

Charlie: To what? To get upset? If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it and he is looking up right now and he is laughing his a$$ off. Sanford Babbitt, you wanna be that guy's son for five minutes? I mean did you hear that letter? Were you listening?

John Mooney: Yes I was. Were you?

Charlie: Um, no, can you repeat it because I can't believe my fu***** ears.


Rain Man

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7/9/14 7:09 P

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I SEE DEAD PEOPLE, COLE SEAR THE SIXTH SENSE

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7/8/14 10:02 P

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The man is an imbecile, but I've never known him to lie."


Mannequin

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7/6/14 3:12 P

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Queen of Hearts: In that case, would you be good enough to grovel?

Duchess: Grovel?

Queen of Hearts: Yes. Right here on the gravel!

Alice In Wonderland

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7/6/14 3:00 P

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you can't handle the truth COL NATHAN R. JESSUP (JACK NICHOLSON) A FEW GOOD MEN

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7/6/14 11:12 A

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Kingman: We *had* to make a Hal Weidmann picture!

Davis: The man's won three Oscars. He's a genius.

Kingman: No! There's only been one genius in this business, and that was Seņor Wences! A little lipstick, some hair, and his hand, and the guy had a career for eighty-five years!


from America's Sweethearts

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7/4/14 7:54 P

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''ALL RIGHT MR DEMILLE, I'M READY FOR MY CLOSE UP''. NORMS DESMOND GLORIA SWANSON

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7/4/14 8:40 A

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Rodeo Announcer: [voice-over] And he's out of the shute ladies and gentlemen, he's out of the shute. The pen is open and that's a mean-looking bronc. Our next contender is Miss Doralee Rhodes. Whoa, she's already got him! Now, let's see how long it takes her to hogtie this sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. Five seconds! Just five seconds! And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, five seconds for Miss Doralee Rhodes.

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7/3/14 3:39 P

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''Here's looking at you kid''.(Rick Blaine) Humphrey Bogart Casablanca

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7/3/14 8:01 A

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Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?

Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.

Armand: My God, what a brilliant idea!

Agador: I know.

from The Birdcage

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7/2/14 8:19 P

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''WHAT A DUMP.'' ROSA MOLINE(BETTE DAVIS)

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7/2/14 6:27 P

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Old Woman: It's that dog again.

Husband: What Dog?

Old Woman: The one that was writing his name.He's using the pelican crossing now. Looked left he did, then right, then watched for the little green man.

Husband: What are you talking about?

Wife: That dog there. Oh, he's gone.

Husband: Using the pelican crossing? Get off!

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7/2/14 1:33 P

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Well, you see Larry, one's destiny is a very complicated thing. Every incident in a person's life affects everything else that follows it. ~ Mike the Bartender from the movie Mr. Destiny

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Schmendrick: It's a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is


The Last Unicorn

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7/1/14 7:01 P

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'Fasten your seat belts it's going to be a bumpy night. Margo Channing(bette davis) All About Eve

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7/1/14 7:24 A

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Buck Russell: I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!

[of Anita's mole]
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

Uncle Buck

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6/30/14 9:37 P

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JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT.THEY PULL ME BACK IN. MICHAEL COREONE

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Herr Zeller: Perhaps those who would warn you that the Anschluss is coming - and it is coming, Captain - perhaps they would get further with you by setting their words to music.

Captain von Trapp: If the Nazis take over Austria, I have no doubt, Herr Zeller, that you will be the entire trumpet section.

Herr Zeller: You flatter me, Captain.

Captain von Trapp: Oh, how clumsy of me - I meant to accuse you.

The Sound Of Music

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6/29/14 2:32 P

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''GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY''. CLINT EASTWOOD SUDDEN IMPACT

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Gertie: Here he is.

Mary: [absently] Here's who?

Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

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6/28/14 6:48 P

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You looking at me? Robert DeNiro Taxi Driver

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Alice: "Who's the stuffed animal?"

Doormouse: "I am not a stuffed animal, not since dinner last night, I am a doormouse!"

Alice: "What do you mean 'doormouse' you look like a plain mouse to me."

Doormouse: "And you look like a plain little girl to me and if you think that there's only one kind of a mouse than you have another think coming. Would you like to take it right now?"

Alice: "Take what right now?"

Doormouse: :Your other think, you have one coming you know."

Alice In Wonderland

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6/27/14 8:57 P

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DO YOU FEEL LUCKY? WELL DO YOU PUNK? CLINT EASTWOOD

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5/21/14 7:36 A

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Mickey: Let's get out of here.

Rocky Balboa: Aw, c'mon Mick, it's for charity.

Mickey: You're wearing your anatomy out for charity. Nobody else does this much for charity.

Rocky Balboa: Bob Hope would.

Mickey: [pause, nods] That's true.


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In "Mame" when asked how old are you? she answered
"Somewhere between.... thirty nine and.... death"

Cloey - Toronto, Canada

St Francis of Assisi was hoeing his garden when someone asked what he would do if her were suddenly to learn that he would die before sunset that very day. "I would finish hoeing my garden," he replied.
Louis Fisher

Don't make time for yourself - TAKE IT!
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"I didn't know a trachea could break" Jason Statham, not sure which one.

I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.

I got tired of starting over and working back to where I was, so I have stopped giving up!

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