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Rodeo Announcer:And he's out of the shute ladies and gentlemen, he's out of the shute. The pen is open and that's a mean-looking bronc. Our next contender is Miss Doralee Rhodes. Whoa, she's already got him! Now, let's see how long it takes her to hogtie this sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot. Five seconds! Just five seconds! And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, five seconds for Miss Doralee Rhodes.


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Frankly Scarlet, I don't give a damn. / Gone with the Wind.

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Go ahead, make my day! Clint Eastwood

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Joe: What are you worried about? This job is going to last a long time.

Jerry: Well, suppose it doesn't?

Joe: Jerry, boy, why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes. Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks. Suppose the Dodgers leave Brooklyn!

Joe: Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.

Jerry: Well, don't look now, but the whole town is underwater!

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"You can't handle the truth." Col. Jessep in A Few Good Men (1992)

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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?

Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.


Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, a**-kickers, sh**-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: Could you repeat that, sir?


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Miranda: What happened?
Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
Miranda: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.


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Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise!



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"I'm not dead yet!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Here's who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.


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Never seen Pete's Dragon but A Few Good Men was a good one - another for my "must watch that again" list!

From my son's favourite film as a child...

"To infinity and beyond!"

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Willie: Somethin' hit me!
Grover: What somethin'?
Willie: If I knowed what somethin', I wouldn't call it somethin'! I'd call it by its name!


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Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*

Judge Randolph: You *don't* have to answer that question!

Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!

[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.

Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*

Kaffee: *I want the truth!*

Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*


A Few Good Men


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Norma Desmond: All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.


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I love that film! Haven't seen it in years. Thank you - I'm going to add it to my wish list!
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"You think just because I'm a movie star, I don't have feelings, well, you're wrong! I do have feelings! I'm an actress! I have ALL of them!"

Elise, First Wives Club

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Doralee: So, you've been tellin' everybody I've been sleepin' with ya, huh? Well that explains it! That's why these people treat me like some dime-store floozy. They think I'm screwin' the boss! Oooh, and you just love it, don't you? It gives you some sort of cheap thrill like knockin' over pencils and pickin' up papers! Get your scummy hands offa me! Look I've been straight with you since the first day I got here, and I've put up with all of your pinchin' and starin' and chasin' me around the desk because I need this job. But this is the last straw! Look, I've got a gun out there in my purse. Up until now I've been forgivin' and forgettin' because of the way I was brought up, but I'll tell you one thing. If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! And don't think I can't do it.


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The Grandson: A book?

Grandpa: Thatís right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today Iím gonna read it to you.


From The Princess Bride. And you could quote almost any line from that film actually, and it would be a winner!

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Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.

Aunt Bethany: What, dear?

Nora Griswold: Grace!

Aunt Bethany: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.

Uncle Lewis: They want you to say Grace.

Uncle Lewis: The BLESSING!

Aunt Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.


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"Don't get scared now." Home Alone, MacCauley Caulkin


But they that wait upon the LORD shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.
Isaiah 40:31 KJV


"Thus saith the Lord, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel; I am the Lord thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way that thou shouldest go." Is 48:17





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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?

Igor: No.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?

Igor: Then you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [pause, then] Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby... Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? Is that what you're telling me?


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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

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Lauren: Where are we? We've been going for miles and I haven't seen a single white person on the street.

Sandy: There's one. Oops. They got 'em.

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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

--Dr. Strangelove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb


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Rose Ratliff: Oh yeah, the noise, the smog, the crowds, the muggers, sex fiends, white slavers, politicians, it's a pistol. I got about as much use for it as a toad has for spit curls!


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Buckaroo Banzai: Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.


From: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

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Computer Operator: Gentlemen, I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. But now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well-spent. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability, this machine will tell us the precise location of the 3 remaining golden tickets.

Computer Operator: It says: "I won't tell. That would be cheating."

Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer that if it will tell me the correct answer, I will gladly share with it the grand prize.

Computer Operator: He says: "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"

Computer Operator: I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with the lifetime supply of chocolate.


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Caroline: Are you here with Chris?
Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

Maid in Manhattan

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I guess it comes down to a simple choice really...Get busy living, or get busy dying. ~from The Shawshank Redemption

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Sergeant King: Why ain't you dead?
Will Stockdale: No excuse, sir!


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John Keating: Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is - Mr. Anderson? Come on, are you a man or an amoeba?
[pause]
John Keating: Mr. Perry?
Neil: To communicate.
John Keating: No! To woo women!

Dead Poet's Society

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Armand: What are you giving him drugs for? What the hell are Pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off.
Armand: My God, what a brilliant idea!
Agador: I know.


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Leigh Anne Touhy: Heavenly Father. We thank you for
all your many blessings on this
family. We thank you for bringing
us a new friend. And we ask that
you look after. us in this holiday
season and never let us forget just
how very fortunate we are. Amen.

The Blind Side

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I guess it comes down to a simple choice really...Get busy living, or get busy dying. ~from The Shawshank Redemption

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Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you, Hedy, thank you
Hedley Lamarr: It's not Hedy, it's Hedley. Hedley Lamarr.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her.


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[Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister]

Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Sh*t, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said "sh*t" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "f*ck," and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was gonna f*ck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!

Love Actually

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Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!


History Of The World Part 1

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Dr. Peter Venkman: I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Ghostbusters

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Prince John: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "S**thouse."
Prince John: It's a good change. That's a good change!


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Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.

Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Juno

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Frank: Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?


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Dr. Abby Barnes: You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.

Noelle: I can tell you for a FACT that's not true.

The Truth About Cats & Dogs

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Bilko: All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.



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Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?

Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me. Do you really think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black pearl

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Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
Freddy Benson: No!


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Westley: Why won't my arms move?

Fezzik: You've been mostly-dead all day.

The Princess Bride

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Mrs. Doubtfire: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
Miranda: How awful. He was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck. So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.


Mrs. Doubtfire

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Max Reede: If I keep making this face... will it get stuck that way?

Fletcher: Uh uh. As a matter of fact, some people make a very good living that way.

Liar Liar

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Neal: Del... Why did you kiss my ear?
Del: Why are you holding my hand?
Neal: Where's your other hand?
Del: Between two pillows...
Neal: Those aren't pillows!


Planes Trains And Automobiles

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Lucy Kelson: George, I think you are the most selfish human being on the planet.

George Wade: Well that's just silly. Have you met everybody on the planet?

Two Week's Notice

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Duarto: She looks fabulous; do you think she's had work done?

Brenda: Honey, she's a quilt!

The First Wives Club

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There's no crying in baseball!

Jimmy Dugan - A League of Their Own

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I guess it comes down to a simple choice really...Get busy living, or get busy dying. ~from The Shawshank Redemption

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