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These are some funny ones, here; so, I've decided to try & keep this thread going. I have a a funny one my MIL told me, once. It's not a "joke" but, it helped me to smile during a difficult time.

Don't it seem like difficult times never happen by themselves? Whether the events happen in threes, or just one piled on over the other??? We were having one of THOSE times...just one bad thing after another was happening. MIL said (in all seriousness):

Just remember that THIS, TOO, SHALL PASS. And, when it does.....? Something ELSE will happen.....

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WHICH DOG IS GUILTY???

Anyone who thinks a dog does not remember or does not feel guilt has not lived with a dog. Watch the expressions on the faces of these three dogs when they are asked the same question at the same time. Note the immediate reaction of the two darker dogs on the right side. This is hilarious.

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Daddy , how was I
Born?


A little boy
Goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father Answers,
'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I Set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe..
We Sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother Agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,

We discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll Down...You'll love this .....



You Got Male


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That makes me feel better.



Subject: Whew!



The following write up explains so much.

Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was? Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.



Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an event boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale."



It's not aging, it's the door!



Whew! Thank goodness for studies!!!



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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.
Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip.
It will be my first one, - and I can't wait!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems like a very nice, handsome man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives
Twice.


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HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around

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Had to check in needed a laugh thanks for the laughs

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THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.


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TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


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EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

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TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

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Those two were good ones I have to remember them thanks for the laughs

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WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

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HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

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You gals are hilarious, bring on more!!!!!!!!!!!

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those are all good needed the laugh
Thanks for sharing

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SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.


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FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


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Laughter is gooooood! Cute!


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Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
I have a few to share over the next week or so. LAUGH it is the best medicine.




PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons

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