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I am a princess
not because
I have a prince,
but because
my father is
a King
and He is GOD.
I am a princess
not because
I have a prince,
but because
my father is
a King
and He is GOD.

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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!! I noticed when looking at the grocery ads that June is designated as National Dairy Month. I thought it might be appropriate to start off the month with some milk jokes. I'll apolgize right now, because a couple of these are utterly ridiculous!

    Where do astronauts get their milk?
    From the Milky Way.

    What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.

    I bought a can of evaporated milk, but when I opened it - it was empty.

    What kind of milk do yo get from a brown cow?
    Chocolate milk.

    What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
    A milk dud.

    What kind of milk do you get from a forgetful cow?
    Milk of Amnesia.

    I hope these jokes weren't too sour for you.

    Have a wonderful Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    2 hours ago
  • v LINDA!
    emoticon emoticon It is a hot week. But I hope that you are doing great...we are so close to the weekend. emoticon emoticon

    "I pray that June July and August are filled with good news, growth, many blessings, new opportunities, healing and love."

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    6 hours ago
  • v LPORTER2015
    Be so rooted in your being that nobody's absence or presence can disturb your inner peace.
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    8 hours ago
  • v AAAACK
    Thanks for my goodie! You're the star...
    9 hours ago
  • v BARBIEE52
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    “If people are doubting how far you’ll go,
    go so far that you can’t hear them anymore.”
    ~Michele Ruiz~

    emoticon Have a Dazzling, Delightful, Dynamic, Dandy Day!! emoticon

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    10 hours ago
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