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  • v SHARON10002
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    Hallelujah! It's Friday! What a blessing!
    Here are some funny church bulletin postings.

    Mrs. Jones remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions.
    She also is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson's sermons.

    The Choir director invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
    They may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

    Our new associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
    slogan last Sunday: I upped my pledge - up yours!

    A new cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church.
    Please submit your favorite recipe with a short antidote for it.

    Ladies don't forget the rummage sale. It's a good chance to get rid
    of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

    Tip of the day: How do they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!

    Enjoy your weekend!
    2 days ago
  • v BROOKLYN_BORN
    Thanks for reading & commenting on my blog. Looking forward to better days.
    8 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again! I hope these jokes will rise to the occasion. I can promise that it's scone to be a lot of fun. I have taken it upon myself to separate the wheat from the chaff in my endless search for the best jokes to start your weekend off with a good belly laugh or two.
    I'd batter make this short and swheat before these jokes become stale . . .

    What do you call a lawyer who cooks?
    A sue chef.

    A famous Italian chef opened a new restaurant to rave reviews.
    His revenues amounted to a pretty penne.

    Last night I ate a a new restaurant in town, and the food tasted funny.
    Turns out they had hired a circus clown as a part time chef.

    Our local doughnut shop just recently closed. Turns out the owner got tired of the hole thing.

    When baking natural doggie biscuits, make sure you use collie flour.

    It was rumored that Shakespeare might have been a baker.
    After much research, it was found to be much a-dough about muffin.

    Old bakers never retire, they just keep making lots of dough.

    Well, that's about it for this Friday. I think I'll quit while I'm on a roll.
    Enjoy your weekend!
    16 days ago
  • v GOULDSGRANITE
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