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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again! I hope these jokes will rise to the occasion. I can promise that it's scone to be a lot of fun. I have taken it upon myself to separate the wheat from the chaff in my endless search for the best jokes to start your weekend off with a good belly laugh or two.
    I'd batter make this short and swheat before these jokes become stale . . .

    What do you call a lawyer who cooks?
    A sue chef.

    A famous Italian chef opened a new restaurant to rave reviews.
    His revenues amounted to a pretty penne.

    Last night I ate a a new restaurant in town, and the food tasted funny.
    Turns out they had hired a circus clown as a part time chef.

    Our local doughnut shop just recently closed. Turns out the owner got tired of the hole thing.

    When baking natural doggie biscuits, make sure you use collie flour.

    It was rumored that Shakespeare might have been a baker.
    After much research, it was found to be much a-dough about muffin.

    Old bakers never retire, they just keep making lots of dough.

    Well, that's about it for this Friday. I think I'll quit while I'm on a roll.
    Enjoy your weekend!
    13 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    emoticon H – Heart of the Home
    emoticon A - Always Ready to Give A Hug
    emoticon P - Prepared for Anything
    emoticon P - Protective
    emoticon Y -Your rock when times got tough


    emoticon M – Multi-tasker
    emoticon O - Outstretched Arms
    emoticon T - Tender
    emoticon H - Housekeeper
    emoticon E - Empathetic
    emoticon R - Resourceful
    emoticon S - Sentimental

    emoticon D - Dedicated
    emoticon A - Affectionate
    emoticon Y - Your Staunchest Supporter

    Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers - with children, adopted children, four-leggers, or whoever you are a "mother" to . May your Mother’s Day be filled with love and laughter. emoticon
    18 days ago
  • v PAWKETS
    Thank you JoAnne for the goodie. I love that the flowers are starting to bloom
    22 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Motivational Monday, and the beginning of a new month. I hope you have assessed your progress, and adjusted your goals. Let's make May our motivational leap forward!

    emoticon M - Momentum is necessary, fuel yours daily with positive thinking.
    emoticon O - Obstacles are not meant to stop you; but help you change direction to the right path.
    emoticon T – Take each day one choice at a time.
    emoticon I – I can do this; I know I can. It’s going to take patience, and constant commitment.
    emoticon V - Victory is not won in miles, but in inches. Inch by inch it’s a cinch!
    emoticon A – A positive attitude is your best daily companion.
    emoticon T – The lessons are in the journey, and not the destination. True joy is in the trip.
    emoticon I – Imagine what you can do in just 30 days!
    emoticon O – Obstacles are rarely the same size tomorrow as they are today. Keep moving forward.
    emoticon N – Notice and celebrate the little victories - they matter.
    emoticon A – Adversity is the diamond dust God uses to polish His jewels.
    emoticon L – Live each day as if it were your last.


    emoticon M - Minute by minute - you can win it!
    emoticon A - Attitude determines your altitude. Keep yours positive.
    emoticon Y - You can do it!

    emoticon Make May the month to propel yourself forward, and get into shape!
    23 days ago
  • v PAWKETS
    Thank you for the birthday wishes
    27 days ago
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