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  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!! I noticed when looking at the grocery ads that June is designated as National Dairy Month. I thought it might be appropriate to start off the month with some milk jokes. I'll apolgize right now, because a couple of these are utterly ridiculous!

    Where do astronauts get their milk?
    From the Milky Way.

    What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.

    I bought a can of evaporated milk, but when I opened it - it was empty.

    What kind of milk do yo get from a brown cow?
    Chocolate milk.

    What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
    A milk dud.

    What kind of milk do you get from a forgetful cow?
    Milk of Amnesia.

    I hope these jokes weren't too sour for you.

    Have a wonderful Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    1 day ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Thanks for checking out my blog!
    5 days ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Have changed my mind - just going to do the 30 day SP walking challenge - will start on Monday 1st June - and then I'll do the 5k walking challenge straight after that - just in case the to challenges clash in some way.
    8 days ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Got two day 2 emails for the challenges today but no day 1 emails - I will check out the day 1s on the team on Monday, and keep the emails for Tuesday onwards.
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    9 days ago
  • v ALOTCANHAPPEN
    Hiya KP - About the two walking challenges - I'm not sure how it works - maybe there is a way of communicating on the teams - or maybe we could sparkmail each other when we've done the days tasks? And anyone else who wants to join us?
    10 days ago
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