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You can't dress crazy without a little confidence!

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Look at those eyes. There's sadness there.

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Some day...you'll be saying "Some day..."

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To the left you'll see a 20-something woman with an insanely colored wig, an outfit that would give her mother a heart attack, and a huge smile.

Below that you'll see another 20-something woman with normal hair, a modest T-shirt, and a shameful smile on her face.

You have just met me and what I used to be.

I may not ever be as gorgeous and shapely as sexylocks down there in the last picture but I've come a long way thanks to Sparkpeople. It's now my goal to maintain this healthy lifestyle and be a beacon of hope for those of you who have that same shameful smile on your faces that i once did. Come walk the road of good health with me until the faithful day when sexylocks has a picture of US on her Sparkwall with the caption "Some day..."

If you want to hear my long and tumultuous history, click below. The NY Times said it was "Riveting"

My story: http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_j

Member Since: 1/25/2011

My Goals:
Goal 1: Weigh 110lbs
(Met! May 3rd 2011!)

Goal 2: Flat Tummy
(Met! I can iron clothes on this thing!)

Goal 3: Become leader of underground crime syndicate
(Met! I'm a Don!)

Goal 4: A puppy!

My Program:
I try to do something physical every day. Usually running or walking but sometimes fighting sailors 3x my size. Also, I make sure to eat veggies every day and preferably an entire meal that is solely veggies. I should take the time to note that I consider Peeps a vegetable.

Personal Information:
I live in Los Angeles and love it here. The weather, the action, the scenery. It's a magical, filthy place.

Other Information:
I'm a huge fan of cartoons, comic books, voice over, and improv.

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