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Hi... My name is Sandy and I have been overweight since grade school. I have tried every diet in the world and have found out that no diet works...changing my habits do. Spark has helped me keep the focus of my new found healthy lifestyle and working with the BLC team really helps me as well. I was at my highest weight of 268 pounds (how did that happen). and now trying to get back to my goal of 165. Even thought I gained some weight back...I did not go near my starting weight like I have in the past and now I am losing again. WooHoo

If you have not noticed...I love Goofy and am often called GoofySmertz. I have had a "thing" for Goofy ever since he pinched my butt at Disney World when I was in college (before the days of that being considered harassment) Plus, I do have a "goofy" personality. So it is a match made in heaven.

I joined the Biggest Loser Challenge on sparkpeople and found that BLC- is a great place to face your stuggles and get support head on. The best thing about the group is they have a variety of teams to meet what ever your needs may be..

I have a sarcastic personality and believe you can have lots of fun while developing good habits for our overall well being.

Member Since: 7/13/2006

Fitness Minutes: 155,589

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Eat smaller portions and make healthier choices.

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They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .
You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .
You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

Other Information:
Beware of my flying monkeys...don't give them beer.

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    Wow, I was just thinking about you last night....and here you are!
    I have been doing great, the doc took a look at me at my six week checkup and said that I was way past all my goals and he didn't need to see me for a whole year.
    I have been overdoing it a bit with the holidays and it got kind of funny swollen last night, like spongey. I'll just watch it for a few days and take it easy, probably nothing.
    How are YOU doing? Like I said, I was going to send you a message and then got distracted!
    195 days ago
    emoticon emoticon emoticon Wishing you a beautiful Holiday Season! emoticon emoticon emoticon
    201 days ago
    Looking to stay focused through the upcoming Holiday Season? Want to get connected with a Team to support you through your Journey to a Healthier Lifestyle? If yes, then consider joining the Biggest Loser Challenge that starts in early December. Each week 10 teams of 24 Active members do fun nutritional and fitness challenges. The challenges promote a healthy lifestyle. If for some reason you cannot do a challenge, it can be modified to meet your needs. I hope that you decide this might be for you. If so, you can leave your name on the Wait List for the Winter challenge. To get to the List visit my page and click on the “BLUE BIGGEST LOSER” Icon; copy The Team Page Address below or let me know so I can send you an invitation. Join the Team then sign up on the waitlist. It’s the thread right below the Chit Chat thread.
    If searching through Spark enter Biggest Loser Sleigh Bell Slim Down Challenge All Teams.

    To reply or get to my Sparkpage click on the arrow on the top right corner of this message, click on My Sparkpage or click on My Username.

    240 days ago
    “Mondays are the start of the week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!“
    272 days ago
    Thanks for the goodie. Hoping your knee is back to normal soon.
    274 days ago
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