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Saturday, August 09, 2014

You could hardly see for all the snow,
Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.
Pull a chair up to the TV set,
'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.'

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same
cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to
get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it
raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in
a brown paper bag, not in ice-pack coolers, but I can't remember
getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead
of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and
a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE . and risked permanent injury with a pair of
high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training
athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors... I
can't recall any injuries, but they must have happened because they
tell us how much safer we are now.

Flunking gym was not an option, even for stupid kids! I guess PE must
be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem,
and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health
system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was
allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station,
Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah ... and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I
got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant
construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent
bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting
like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip
to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of
antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for
leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we
got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we
got home.

I recall a friend from next door coming over and doing his tricks on
the front step, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that
she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted
him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they
were from a dysfunctional family. How could we possibly have known

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We
were obviously so duped by so many social ills that we didn't even
notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever

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    LOL. So true! Things sure have changed!
    2499 days ago
  • no profile photo REGINAROLLINS
    Not to mention being allergic to peanutbutter-I should be dead by now I eat so much of that poison-unheard of back then. What's this world coming t0!!!!
    2500 days ago
  • no profile photo CD14402994
    This is the world i grew up in too. Thank you for reminding me that there are still real people out there. Not just precious snowflakes that need a hand to hold and a "Good job" for everyday things.
    2500 days ago
    emoticon Right!
    2500 days ago
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