My new gym

It's not crowded or hot or smelly. I don't have to wait for equipment or struggle to find a parking place. There's no joining fee or dues. There's usually a lovely breeze coming through, and there's always a beautiful view. It doesn't have the latest equipment, though, or much equipment at all. There are a couple of really hairy guys who occasionally get their junk near my face as I am planking, or who get a little noisy and rowdy while I am just counting my reps and trying to mind my own business. They even plop down right next to me as I'm doing crunches. They have zero qualms about breathing into my face. They're cute, and quite protective of me, and they adore me as I do them, so I tolerate them. There are some days I'm a bit less tolerant and we squabble a bit over their lack of manners and trampling of my personal space. Overall, I am really liking my new gym, which is located on the lower, back deck of my house. As a matter of fact, I'm heading there now. My gym buddies will be thrilled.