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Monday, February 17, 2020

An old geezer got bored in retirement and decided to open
a medical clinic. He put up a sign that said "Dr Geezer's Clinic.
Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1000."

Dr young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans
about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to win $1000.
He went to Dr Geezer's clinic and says, "Dr Geezer, I have lost all taste
in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr Geezer calls out, "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth."
Dr Young yells, "Aaagh! That's gasoline!"
Dr Geezer replies, "Congratulations, you have your taste back, that
will be $500."

Dr Young gets annoyed and returns a couple of days later with another
plan to recover his money. He enters the clinic and says, "Dr Geezer,
I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr Geezer calls out, "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr Young's mouth>"
Dr Young yells, "Oh no you don't, that's gasoline!"
Dr Geezer replies, "Congratulations, you've got your memory back,
that will be $500."

Dr Young, after losing $1000, comes back after several more days.
He enters the clinic and says, "my eyesight has become weak,
I cannot see anything!"

Dr Geezer replies, "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's
your $1000 back," and hands Dr Young a $10 bill.
Dr Young quickly yells, 'Hey, this is only $10!"

Dr Geezer replies, "Congratulations, you've got your vision back.
That emoticon emoticon will be $500!"


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