Today's funny 04/10/2020
Friday, April 10, 2020
Today's Funny -
Happy Passover to our Jewish brothers and sisters. In honor of the occasion, a bad joke:
A rabbi is caught in a downpour and ducks into the nearest door, a Chinese restaurant. The bartender says they're not open yet but the rabbi could drink at the bar. After a few rounds together, suddenly the rabbi slugs the bartender.
"What was that about?" asked the bartender.
The rabbi says, "You people bombed Pearl Harbor!"
The bartender says, "The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor!"
The rabbi says, "Japanese, Chinese, same thing."
With that, the bartender slugs the rabbi.
"What was THAT for?" asked the rabbi.
The bartender says "That's for sinking the Titanic!"
The rabbi says, "Are you nuts? An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
The bartender said, "Aah, Iceberg, Goldberg..."