The guys were all at deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob
because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make
one of them stay with him the whole time, so they decided to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and hs eyes bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you?"
He said, "Bob snores so loudly. I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing,
hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man what happened
to you, you look awful."
He said, "Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man.
The next morning, he came to breakfast bright -eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him
on the butt and kissed him goodnight. Bob sat up and watched me all night!"
With age comes wisdom.