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JUST JOKING...

Tuesday, September 08, 2020

The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset.
She asked "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Helen: "There are three reasons. the first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh!"
Helen: "The second reason is that i am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh!"
Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband tell you that as well?"
Helen: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So, how much do you want?.



I hope that brought a smile to your face. We all can use one today. emoticon


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