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Sunday, October 18, 2020

The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset.

She asked,"Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?"
Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?'
Helen: "Your husband."

Wife : "Oh!"
Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: " Who said that?"
Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh!"
Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Helen: "No the gardener did!"

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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