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A man is stopped by a police officer.

Friday, October 23, 2020

A man who is driving is stopped by a police officer. The man says: “What’s the problem, officer?”

The officer says: “You were going at least 75km/h in a 55km/h zone.”
“No sir, I was going 65.”

The man’s wife leans over and says: “Oh, Harry, you were going 80.”

The man gives his wife a dirty look. While the officer says: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken brake light.”

The man answers: “Broken brake light? I didn’t know about a broken brake light!”

Once again the man’s wife leans over and says: “Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that brake light for weeks.”

The man gives his wife another frustrated glare.

“I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt,” the officer says.

The man answers: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.”

“Oh, Harry, you never wear your seatbelt,” the wife says without a pause.

The man turns to his wife and yells: “Shut your mouth!”

The officer turns to the woman and asks: ‘Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?”

The wife answers: “No, only when he’s been drinking!"
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