A young boy enters a barber shop.
Monday, October 26, 2020
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar coin in one hand and two 20 cent pieces in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the 20 cent pieces and leaves. “What did I tell you? That kid never learns!” said the barber.
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 20 cent pieces instead of the dollar coin?”
The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”