A woman met a cowboy who was wearing big boots.
Monday, November 16, 2020
A lady entered a bar and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it’s true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said: “Sure is, little lady. Why don’t you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 note.
Blushing, he said: “Well, thank ya, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me for my services before”.
“Don’t be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”