JUST JOKING...

To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the Toyota Hilux when I turned
into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry
too much about me.

I was coming home from Noosa, and when I turned into the driveway,
I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the Hilux fortunately came to a halt when
it crashed into your Ferrari.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
PS. Your girlfriend called.