A man is driving down a country road when his car breaks down.
Thursday, February 25, 2021
A man is driving down a country road when his car suddenly breaks down. He pulls over and starts to look under the hood when he hears a voice from behind.
“Looks like your timing chain broke.”
He turns around and is surprised to see a horse standing there and nobody else around. The man runs away scared and reaches a farmhouse about a kilometre away.
A farmer comes to the door and the man tells him what just happened. He tells him that a horse spoke and told him the timing chain broke.
“What?” The farmer asks. “Wait, was it a brown horse with a white spot on his face?”
“Yes! That’s the one!” The man replies.
The farmer replied: “Oh don’t listen to him, he doesn’t know anything about cars.”