Pieces of me

Sunday, November 11, 2007

I can't help but feel as if Im losing little pieces of me all over spark people. This must be where all the fat goes....so here's some more of me take this fat far far from here. I didn't wanna blog about myself until I felt like I've accoplished something. Today I finally feel like I have. My so called smoking friend came by today and offered me a cig and I said no thank you. I am no longer ciggys slave. I am the master of what goes into me...okay that sounded perverted....but oh well everything I write sounds perverted and Im a perv so there you know my dark secret. Today I found I've lost 15 more pounds since I started spark people. I've lost 25 pounds so far what a weight has been lifted. I feel so much more limber and agile. Wonder woman costume here I cum. I haven't ate anything today and boyfriend just layed a nasty fart on me. Now i don't think I'll be hungry for a while. Its the nasty fart diet....not all the glam....ahhhh the smell still lingers. Evil punk I gotta get even. Tell me what I should do to him.
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  • RACHEL630
    LOL. My husband farts ALL DAY LONG. He doesn't fart ON me on purpose, but somehow it usually ends up being that way, LOL. I don't think I can beat it out of him, but sometimes I want to! Hey, it looks like it's time for you to write another blog, ahahaha. :)
    4858 days ago
    Tear gas usually will cure the farting man lol. And did you say " Here I cum" ?
    4876 days ago
    Stick a tampon in that nasty ass
    4935 days ago
    Congrats on your freedom from smokes! I know how hard that is. I've been three years free. ;) Eeewww about the nasty farts...LOL
    4935 days ago
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