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Wednesday, October 21, 2020      15 comments

Old age is golden, or so I've heard it said, But sometimes I wonder, as I crawl into bed, With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, My glasses on the table until I get up. As sleep dims my vision, I say to myself: Is there anythi... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, October 18, 2020      19 comments

The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset. She asked,"Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?' Helen: "Your hu... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, October 04, 2020      21 comments

After leaving my doctor's appointment, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal and vigorous pat down. They weren't in my pickets. Suddenly I realised I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking... Read more
Just for laughs
Sunday, September 27, 2020      27 comments

A man goes to the doctor worried about his wife's temper. The doctor asks, "What's the problem?" The man says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason and it scares me." The Do... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Tuesday, September 08, 2020      17 comments

The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset. She asked "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?" Helen: "There are three reasons. the first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?" Hele... Read more
Just for laughs
Monday, August 10, 2020      19 comments

A lady went to a doctor's office where she was seen by a Doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the room, and then the lady burst out of the room as if running for her life. After much effort a nurse ... Read more
Just joking!
Monday, August 03, 2020      15 comments

The guys were all at deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they decided to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and ... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Friday, June 26, 2020      20 comments

An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two week holiday to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our ... Read more
Just for laughs
Sunday, June 21, 2020      22 comments

Neologism Contest Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. ... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, June 07, 2020      17 comments

An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful looking young lady. "I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000asking pr... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Friday, May 08, 2020      19 comments

A man died and went to The Judgement, they told him, "Before you meet with God, I should tell you - we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not really sure what to do with... Read more
Day 13 is the best
Wednesday, April 15, 2020      15 comments

Day 13 is the best My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month! Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last! Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have ... Read more
Laugh for today!
Friday, April 03, 2020      24 comments

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the pat... Read more
Just for laughs
Saturday, March 28, 2020      23 comments

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you are in the casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful hus... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, March 22, 2020      15 comments

A woman walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got... Read more

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