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A couple were sitting together.
Saturday, April 10, 2021      17 comments

A couple were sitting on their front deck when their neighbours walked by holding hands. The wife sighed and said: “Look here, Mike. See how Mary’s husband takes her to movies and dinner every weekend? Why can’t you do that?” Mike took... Read more
A little girl and a little boy are at daycare.
Friday, April 09, 2021      24 comments

A little girl and a little boy were at daycare. The girl approached the boy and said: “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He said: “Sure! What do you want me to do?” Sally replied: “I want you to communicate your feelings.” “Communic... Read more
Two businessmen met again after a long time apart.
Thursday, April 08, 2021      21 comments

Bill and Moe had started with only $500 between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people and the two executives lived like princes. Almost overnight, things c... Read more
Jimmy’s teacher was looking over his homework.
Wednesday, April 07, 2021      26 comments

Jimmy’s English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best from his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper. “This is the worst essay I have ever had the misfortun... Read more
A mystery-lover goes to the theatre.
Sunday, April 04, 2021      20 comments

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theatre for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theatre, far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers: “I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the open... Read more
A woman was angry at her husband.
Thursday, April 01, 2021      24 comments

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. “I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name ‘Mary-lou’ written on it,” she said, furious. “You had better ... Read more
There was a big sale happening.
Wednesday, March 31, 2021      27 comments

It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30am, the store’s opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the f... Read more
A man went to buy his daughter a present.
Saturday, March 06, 2021      23 comments

One day a man was driving home when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her anything. He quickly pulled his car through three lanes of traffic, to find a parking spot at the nearest shopping centre. ... Read more
Two married friends are talking over a drink.
Friday, March 05, 2021      27 comments

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says: “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut ... Read more
A rookie police officer was going for his first ride.
Tuesday, March 02, 2021      23 comments

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a c... Read more
An efficiency expert was giving a lecture.
Saturday, February 27, 2021      25 comments

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home.” “Why?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at dinner for years,” the expert e... Read more
A man is driving down a country road when his car breaks down.
Thursday, February 25, 2021      28 comments

A man is driving down a country road when his car suddenly breaks down. He pulls over and starts to look under the hood when he hears a voice from behind. “Looks like your timing chain broke.” He turns around and is surprised to see a ... Read more
A Texan rancher was visiting an Australian farmer.
Wednesday, February 24, 2021      27 comments

A Texan rancher was visiting an Australian farmer. The proud farmer showed him around. “Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers, and pumpkin. Over there I built a play set for my kids, next to the doghouse,” the farmer said. The land was t... Read more
A couple find that their car has been stolen.
Sunday, February 21, 2021      30 comments

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene o... Read more
A millionaire decided to throw a massive party.
Friday, February 19, 2021      28 comments

A millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, and during the party he grabs the mic and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I wil... Read more

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