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The Wisdom Of Peanuts
Monday, April 06, 2020      6 comments

Peppermint Patty: What surprises you most About This Coronavirus? Charlie Brown: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports; shut down all bars; and keep men at home. ... Read more
These Are The Days..........
Saturday, April 04, 2020      22 comments

These are the days dogs have been waiting for. They realize their owners can't leave the house and they get them 24/7. Dogs are rejoicing everywhere. ... Read more
Goat For Dinner
Friday, April 03, 2020      21 comments

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied. "Goat?" replied the startled m... Read more
The Twenty And The One
Friday, April 03, 2020      18 comments

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill rem... Read more
The Best Way To Pray
Wednesday, April 01, 2020      30 comments

A Priest, a Minister and a Guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. "Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the Priest said. "No," said the Minister. "I get the best results ... Read more
Show and Tell
Tuesday, March 31, 2020      21 comments

A Kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My nam... Read more
The Usher
Monday, March 30, 2020      23 comments

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely. "The front row, please," she answered. ... Read more
The Picnic (Hoping for another smile)
Monday, March 30, 2020      26 comments

A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the Priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's ... Read more
Why Go To Church (A Bit Of Lightness At A Time When We Need It)
Saturday, March 28, 2020      23 comments

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for Church to which he replied, "I'm not going." "Why not?" she asked. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me, ... Read more
Good Friends...............
Friday, March 27, 2020      21 comments

Good friends are like quilts-----they age with you, yet never lose their warmth. This is so true...……………. ... Read more
How Sad....................
Thursday, March 26, 2020      24 comments

I received an email today from a friend in Madison who warned me about the following: Apparently this is more of a problem in rural areas because there is less chance of being seen in a more secluded setting. Three well-dressed men in s... Read more
What Can We Do To Help???
Wednesday, March 25, 2020      21 comments

One of the first things most people think of when a disaster takes place is "What can I do to help?" Due to the fact that we are supposed to stay home and not interact with others except from a very safe distance, we are somewhat limited... Read more
Nola Is A Teacher
Wednesday, March 25, 2020      21 comments

For those of you who don't know, Nola is our 7 year-old Grand-daughter. She LOVES school and is very disappointed to be missing it. Today, she decided to take matters in her own hands and lined up all of her dolls with little chalk boards a... Read more
Escape To The Country
Tuesday, March 24, 2020      23 comments

I have been watching a show called Escape To The Country on a Channel called DABL. It is on twice a day...………...at 4 PM and again at 10:30 PM. A Real Estate Agent shows country properties for sale in England, Ireland, and Scotland. After w... Read more
Feeling A Bit Sad............
Monday, March 23, 2020      27 comments

Our oldest son called this morning to tell us that our Grand-daughters will NOT be staying with us for the foreseeable future. We are in the age group that it is proving dangerous to be in re: COVID-19. My DH contracts pneumonia very easily... Read more

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