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Older Women
Saturday, May 11, 2013      13 comments

She walked up and tied her old mule to the hitch rail. As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young sunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The y... Read more
Daddy Sleeps Naked!!!
Friday, May 10, 2013      8 comments

"Late again!", the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Johnny. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this one on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Now, Miss Russell had ta... Read more
Eagle Joke
Thursday, May 09, 2013      10 comments

One day Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mo... Read more
Fat Facts
Wednesday, May 08, 2013      11 comments

Omega-3s are billed as your body's magic bullet---but they're not all created equal. What you need to know. 1. Superfats live up to the hype. "The strongest evidence is in the area of heart disease: Omega-3s decrease mortality and the od... Read more
Words of Wisdom From My Mom
Tuesday, May 07, 2013      10 comments

My Mom knows ALL about Spark People and sent 2 comments that she has lived by over the years. She is 89 now and has led a very good life, so I usually follow her advice. I would like to share her 2 favorites with you in today's blog. Fall... Read more
Senior Love
Monday, May 06, 2013      11 comments

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my w... Read more
There Comes A Time In Your Life
Sunday, May 05, 2013      11 comments

There comes a time in your life, when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it. You surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Forget the bad and focus on the good. Love the people who treat you right. Life is... Read more
I'm Not Old.......
Saturday, May 04, 2013      9 comments

I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck.......... Everything made the same noise: "Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccc
cccccccccK!!!" ..........I came to a conclusion... Read more
Good Advice I Give Myself To Help Me Be The Best I Can Be.........
Friday, May 03, 2013      12 comments

1. Walk 10-30 minutes every day, and smile while I walk! 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes every day. Lock myself in if necessary. 3. Listen to good music every day: It is true food for the spirit. 4. When I wake up ... Read more
The Weaker Sex???????
Thursday, May 02, 2013      15 comments

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side!!!!!! emoticon... Read more
Even Doctors Make Mistakes.........
Wednesday, May 01, 2013      13 comments

Even Doctors make mistakes............. Mine asked me to undress!!! emoticon... Read more
Buying A Bathing Suit
Tuesday, April 30, 2013      13 comments

I know that you have probably read this before, but it makes me laugh every time I read it, and who doesn't need some lightness in their life????? When I was a child in the 1950s the bathing suit for the mature figure was boned, trussed and... Read more
How To Kill A Mosquito---Not A Joke
Monday, April 29, 2013      20 comments

I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared. The next year I filled a 4-ounce spray bottle and used it... Read more
Maxine's Prayer
Sunday, April 28, 2013      11 comments

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom, to understand a man. Love, to forgive him and; Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for strength I'll just beat him to death.... Read more
Everything Slows Down With Age
Saturday, April 27, 2013      12 comments

Everything slows down with age.............. except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ... Read more

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