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Signs You Speak "Woof"......
Thursday, September 05, 2013      12 comments

We are Dog Lovers with a Capital D. Those of us who speak "Woof"......... * take our dogs on vacation with us. * go out of our way to find forever homes for homeless dogs. * volunteer our time at shelters and rescue organizati... Read more
Support A Family
Wednesday, September 04, 2013      16 comments

The prospective father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?" The surprised groom-to-be replied, "Well, No. I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves." ... Read more
Life After Death
Tuesday, September 03, 2013      12 comments

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your Grandmothe... Read more
Climb The Walls
Monday, September 02, 2013      11 comments

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us." The Grandmother was curious. "What trick is that?" she asked. "I heard him t... Read more
Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Noah's Ark
Sunday, September 01, 2013      15 comments

1. Don't miss the boat. 2. Remember that we are all in the same boat! 3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 4. Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. 5. ... Read more
Lessons I Learned From My Dogs!!!
Saturday, August 31, 2013      14 comments

NEVER stop playing. WAG more, BARK less. Be LOYAL and FAITHFUL. Be QUICK to FORGIVE. and............. LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY........ All reasons why I love my dogs so much..........Rest In Peace, Tyke. ... Read more
Grandma's Age
Friday, August 30, 2013      14 comments

Little Johnny asked his Grandma how old she was. Grandma answered, "39 and holding." Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" ... Read more
The Water Pistol
Thursday, August 29, 2013      10 comments

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his Grandmother, he discovered a water pistol....... He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was NOT pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don... Read more
A Very Sad Day........
Wednesday, August 28, 2013      28 comments

Today I had to say Good-bye to my best friend!!!!! He is an Australian Terrier named Tyke and he has been with us for the past 10 years. He was just 8 weeks old when he moved in. He was always fun and his love was definitely unconditional. H... Read more
I Wonder If He's Still Among The Living........
Tuesday, August 27, 2013      15 comments

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.......I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eye... Read more
THE Smart-A_ _ Answer Of The Year!!!
Monday, August 26, 2013      11 comments

As a former teacher, I can really appreciate this......... A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a seri... Read more
A Chuckle For Your Sunday.......
Sunday, August 25, 2013      12 comments

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally a police ca... Read more
This Is Something My Oldest Son Would Say.........
Saturday, August 24, 2013      10 comments

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the officer said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop fin... Read more
Cracked Me Up!!!
Friday, August 23, 2013      14 comments

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No Ma'am, they're dead......" ... Read more
A Great Smart-A_ _ Answer!!!
Thursday, August 22, 2013      15 comments

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your t... Read more

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