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Smile of the Day
Monday, May 10, 2021      8 comments

A 1928 Ford Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?" Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!" Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 09, 2021      12 comments

Dentist Knows Best Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 08, 2021      11 comments

The Walmart Greeter Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Walmart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, May 07, 2021      9 comments

The Devil’s in the details A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘N... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 06, 2021      12 comments

Change the Subject My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 05, 2021      15 comments

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, May 04, 2021      15 comments

A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. "Do you know how to operate this thing?" he asks. "I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 03, 2021      20 comments

I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation system said: "IN 400 FEET, DO A SLIGHT RIGHT, STOP, AND LET ME OUT." ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 02, 2021      20 comments

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).” She looked a... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 01, 2021      10 comments

Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes... And it was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, April 30, 2021      18 comments

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren. Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her. "Tell me, how old are your grandsons?" ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 29, 2021      17 comments

Golfer: "You must be the world's worst caddy!" Caddy: "No, that would be too much of a coincidence."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 28, 2021      10 comments

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 27, 2021      14 comments

Things to Ponder Why do they call it your "bottom", when it's really in the middle of your body? Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests? If you decide that you're indecisive, which o... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, April 26, 2021      17 comments

A kindergarten teacher was observing the children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork. As she got to Little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what his drawing was. Little Johnny replie... Read more

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