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Puppy Love
Wednesday, June 20, 2012      9 comments

Brad had been dating Elaine for months and had fallen in love with her. After much planning and hand wringing, he finally managed to screw up his courage long enough to declare his love and pop the big question. "Being a bachelor is great,... Read more
How to Find Love
Tuesday, June 19, 2012      7 comments

A very depressed looking customer goes into a bar and declares, "Bartender, please help me. I can't take this anymore." The bartender pours him a stiff drink and asks, "What's bothering you sir?" "Well, bartender, I'm 30 years old an... Read more
How to use the microwave oven... on a cruise ship
Monday, June 18, 2012      7 comments

While on a luxury cruise, the receptionist received a call from a distressed passenger. "I wish to inform you that there is a faulty electrical appliance in my suite. Could you please send someone over to have it repaired immediately?" asked a l... Read more
Faulty Disk Copy
Sunday, June 17, 2012      6 comments

"Hello? Is this the technical support hotline?" "Yes, this is Carl speaking. How may I help you today?" "I think my diskettes are faulty. I keep getting the error message bad or invalid disk operation" "I can help you, but I wi... Read more
Scientists find sugar to be a bio-warfare agent
Saturday, June 16, 2012      5 comments

Thursday, 10 May 2012 Sugar is not just toxic, as some have recently postulated; but Dr. Guerivarewus, who works in a secret lab, has proven that it is a bio-warfare agent designed to kill all animal life on Earth. As Dr. Guerivarewus... Read more
Men and Women are different
Thursday, June 14, 2012      5 comments

When our daughter was five years old we were living in an apartment with only one bathroom. One day as I was finishing my bath she had to go potty - now! As I was toweling off she sat on the potty and I could tellthat she was trying to fig... Read more
Funny True Headlines
Wednesday, June 13, 2012      9 comments

- Crack found in Man's buttocks - One handed man applauds the kindness of strangers - Chick accuses some of her male colleagues of sexism - Poison Control Centre reminds everyone not to take poison - Great Tits cope well ... Read more
Clever business at a young age
Tuesday, June 12, 2012      4 comments

A policeman had a perfect hiding place to screen speeding drivers. But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer investigated : a 9 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand-painted sign which said "SPEED ... Read more
A Courtroom Scene
Tuesday, June 12, 2012      3 comments

Scene: A courtroom where a witness is testifying in a case involving a man biting off the ear of another man during a fight. After supplying testimony which was very bad for the defendant, the witness was being cross examined by the defendant's ... Read more
FBI Agents and Pizza Man
Monday, June 11, 2012      11 comments

True story... FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Francisco that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the group of agents got quite hungry. The ... Read more
For my man...
Sunday, June 10, 2012      3 comments

I'd go to the end of the earth for my man. Of course, I wouldn't have to if he'd just stop and ask for directions!... Read more
Real 911 calls
Saturday, June 09, 2012      9 comments

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ------------------------... Read more
Most Hilarious Facts
Friday, June 08, 2012      9 comments

Fact One: There was a 19th century Native American tribal chief who went under the name, "Not Able to Fornicate." Fact Two: A long time ago in Japan, a wife being left handed was grounds for divorce. Fact Three: There is a law in the s... Read more
True Stories Of Some Very Dumb Criminals
Thursday, June 07, 2012      6 comments

While many crooks may dream of committing the perfect crime, some burglars botch up a job so badly that what happens to them isn’t simply justice – it’s hilarious! For one crook, a fun party ended really abruptly when he was arrested by pol... Read more
The Funniest College Acceptance Letter
Wednesday, June 06, 2012      7 comments

Getting accepted at your favorite college is one of the greatest moments of a young person?s life ? unless you?ve received this acceptance letter, which was clearly the result of a computer glitch. (As reported in the New York Times, 3.21.9... Read more

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