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Blessed be the little children
Wednesday, December 05, 2012      24 comments

One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father picked the little fellow up and walk... Read more
George Carlin on Stuff
Tuesday, December 04, 2012      16 comments

Actually this is just a place for my stuff, ya know? That's all, a little place for my stuff. That's all I want, that's all you need in life, is a little place for your stuff, ya know? I can see it on your table, everybody's got a little place f... Read more
George Carlin on Airplanes
Monday, December 03, 2012      16 comments

Somethin’ else we have in common, flying on the airlines, and listening to the airlines announcements. And trying to pretend to ourselves that the language they're using is really English. Doesn't seem like it to me. Whole thing starts wh... Read more
Male and Female Statues
Sunday, December 02, 2012      26 comments

Two nude statues (one male & one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years. On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues. He said to them "God has been wa... Read more
Hit The Rabbit
Saturday, December 01, 2012      19 comments

A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped out in front of the car and was hit. The driver was a sensitive man and an animal lov... Read more
Bumper Stickers
Friday, November 30, 2012      24 comments

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your rear? If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest? ... Read more
Your Computer Relationship
Thursday, November 29, 2012      24 comments

You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get... Read more
Philosophy of Love
Wednesday, November 28, 2012      19 comments

If you love something, set it free If it comes back, it will always be yours If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with BUT---------- If it just sits in your living room, watches your TV, messes up your stuff, eats... Read more
Something to Think About
Tuesday, November 27, 2012      21 comments

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing The longest one-syllable word in t... Read more
Indian and Woman on Horseback
Monday, November 26, 2012      17 comments

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was une... Read more
Fish Tale
Sunday, November 25, 2012      19 comments

It was a cold winter day when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked ... Read more
Sheep Fries
Saturday, November 24, 2012      25 comments

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak much English, but was a very good worke... Read more
Business or Vacation?
Friday, November 23, 2012      14 comments

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager ... Read more
Longest Password Ever
Thursday, November 22, 2012      27 comments

The Longest Password Ever We laugh--BUT her I.D. is safe. During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following pas... Read more
23 ADULT TRUTHS
Wednesday, November 21, 2012      16 comments

1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't w... Read more

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